THE BULLIES’ NEXT TARGET: JUNK FOOD
by Jeff Jacoby
YOU DIDN’T OBJECT when they forced motorcyclists
to wear helmets. It’s for their own good, you figured. And
it was no skin off your nose, since you don’t ride motorcycles anyway.
You didn’t protest when they passed mandatory seat-belt laws. You
couldn’t see what the big deal was—after all, you’ve always buckled up.
You didn’t say anything when they pushed tobacco ads off the air, or when
they drove up the price of cigarettes with sin taxes, or when they tried
to classify nicotine as a drug. Smoking, you believed, is nasty and
unhealthy; why shouldn’t the government discourage it?
You kept quiet when they made air bags compulsory.
When they passed laws to keep adults from owning guns. When they
tried to censor the Internet. When they decreed that every new television
must include a “V-chip.” Yes, all of these eroded Americans’ freedom
to make decisions for themselves. And yes, they further empowered
the government to regulate the way we live our lives. But none of
them discommoded you personally, so you didn’t see any reason to speak
out.
Do you think the lifestyle police will stop goose-stepping
when they get to something you do care about?
Meet Kelly Brownell. He directs the Center
for Eating and Weight disorders at Yale, and he doesn’t like your diet.
“The contribution of diet to poor health in America is staggering,” he
says. “It’s an epidemic.”
Brownell doesn’t stop there. He isn’t satisfied
with trying to persuade you to eat less junk food. He wants Big Brother
to make you eat less junk food. In a dispatch from New Haven last
week, the Associated Press reports: “Brownell believes the government
should subsidize the sale of healthy food, increase the cost of non-nutritional
foods through taxes, and regulate food advertising to discourage unhealthy
practices.”
In the name of “public health,” the anti-tobacco
bullies have gotten away with restricting speech, crushing freedom of choice,
penalizing the consumers of a lawful product, and demonizing the sellers
of that product. Brownell thinks the food bullies should be able
to do no less.
“To me,” he has said, “there is no difference between
Ronald McDonald and Joe Camel.” Pause to recall the hysterical outrage
that R.J. Reynolds’s cartoon figure evoked—a Washington Post columnist
called Joe Camel ads “as dangerous as putting rat poison in a candy wrapper”—and
you get a sense of just how far Brownell would like to go.
Societies do not usually lose their freedom at a
blow. They give it up bit by bit, letting themselves be tied down
with an infinity of little knots. As rules and regulations increase,
their range of action is gradually compressed. Their options slowly
lessen. Without noticing the change, they become wards of the state.
They still imagine themselves free, but in a thousand and one ways, their
choices are limited and guided by the authorities. And always, there
are what seem to be sensible reasons for letting their autonomy be peeled
away—“safety,” “health,” “social justice,” “equal opportunity.”
It is easy to grow accustomed to docility.
That is why eternal vigilance is the price of liberty. Not because
liberty is easy to shatter. But because it can be softened and dismantled
with the acquiescence of the very men and women from whom it is being stolen.
Many Americans no longer understand this, which
is why the government now dictates everything from the words that may appear
on wine labels to the volume of water toilets may flush. But Brownell
and his ilk understand it very well. To those who snicker at his
goal of hitting snack-food makers with heavy taxes and forbidding the use
of Ronald McDonald in advertising, Brownell has a reply:
“If twenty years ago somebody had said, ‘I predict
that states will recover health-care costs from the tobacco industry for
deaths; I predict that an icon of smoking advertising, Joe Camel, would
be banned from billboards,’ people would have said, ‘Oh, that’s horrible
government intrusion.’ What is now taken for granted, twenty years
ago would have been thought of as impossible.”
Exactly.
Watch as it unfolds. Already other voices
have taken up Brownell’s call. The Center for Science in the Public
Interest—the food fanatics who periodically issue reports denouncing movie
popcorn and Chinese food—declares that “diet and lack of exercise kill
as many people as tobacco” and agrees that a tax on Big Macs and Double
Stuff Oreos “makes eminent sense.” Hanna Rosin writes in The New
Republic that a tax on fatty foods “can actually be a less intrusive policy
than regulating tobacco” and asks, “Is it really such a crazy idea?”
US News & World Report hails the “Twinkie tax” as one of “Sixteen Silver
Bullets: Smart Ideas to Fix the World.”
Soon you’ll hear about all the children whose lives
will be cut short because they got hooked on junk food at an early age.
You’ll see references to the 300,000 people “killed” each year by fatty
diets. In time there will be lawsuits and congressional hearings
and moving testimony by the “victims” of chocolate and butterfat.
Politicians, sensing another interest group to pander to, will demand strict
controls over candy ads. Ben and Jerry will be transformed from kindly
Vermont hippies to foul peddlers of heart disease.
Preposterous, you say! Laughable! Absurd!
Philip Morris used to think so, too.