HEADLINES THAT MAY BE A LITTLE MISLEADING???
Some actual newspaper headlines
featuring an unintended(?) play on words:
AIR HEAD FIRED
ARSON SUSPECT HELD IN MASSACHUSETTS FIRE
ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT
BAN ON SOLICITING DEAD IN TROTWOOD
BAR HELPING ALCOHOLIC LAWYERS
BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON VIRGIN ISLANDS
BUXOM STARLET KNOCKED FLAT BY FANS
COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES
DEER KILL 17,000
DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE
ENFIELDS COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE
ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX
EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED
EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
FARMER BILL DIES IN HOUSE
FIRE OFFICIALS GRILLED OVER KEROSENE HEATERS
HIGH COURT TO HEAR MARIJUANA CASE
HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS
IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
LANSING RESIDENTS CAN DROP OFF TREES
LEGISLATORS TAX BRAINS TO CUT DEFICIT
LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF
MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTENING FACES BATTERY CHARGE
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
NATIONAL HUNTING GROUP TARGETING WOMEN
NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP
NEW VACCINE MAY CONTAIN RABIES
OLD SCHOOL PILLARS REPLACED BY ALUMNI
PANDA MATING FAILS; VERTERINARIAN TAKES OVER
POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
PRESIDENT WINDS UP BUDGET BUT MORE LIES AHEAD
PROSECUTOR RELEASES PROBE INTO UNDERSHERIFF
RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGE
SCHOOL TAXPAYERS REVOLTING
SEX EDUCATION DELAYED; TEACHERS REQUEST TRAINING
SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER
SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM
STEALS CLOCK, FACES TIME
STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
STUD TIRES OUT
TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS
TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD
WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE