Only One Person Opinions #50

HEADLINES THAT MAY BE A LITTLE MISLEADING???
Some actual newspaper headlines featuring an unintended(?) play on words:

AIR HEAD FIRED

ARSON SUSPECT HELD IN MASSACHUSETTS FIRE

ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT

BAN ON SOLICITING DEAD IN TROTWOOD

BAR HELPING ALCOHOLIC LAWYERS

BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON VIRGIN ISLANDS

BUXOM STARLET KNOCKED FLAT BY FANS

COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES

DEER KILL 17,000

DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE

ENFIELDS COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE

ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX

EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED

EYE DROPS OFF SHELF

FARMER BILL DIES IN HOUSE

FIRE OFFICIALS GRILLED OVER KEROSENE HEATERS

HIGH COURT TO HEAR MARIJUANA CASE

HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS

IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS

JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT

LANSING RESIDENTS CAN DROP OFF TREES

LEGISLATORS TAX BRAINS TO CUT DEFICIT

LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF

MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTENING FACES BATTERY CHARGE

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH

NATIONAL HUNTING GROUP TARGETING WOMEN

NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP

NEW VACCINE MAY CONTAIN RABIES

OLD SCHOOL PILLARS REPLACED BY ALUMNI

PANDA MATING FAILS; VERTERINARIAN TAKES OVER

POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS

PRESIDENT WINDS UP BUDGET BUT MORE LIES AHEAD

PROSECUTOR RELEASES PROBE INTO UNDERSHERIFF

RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGE

SCHOOL TAXPAYERS REVOLTING

SEX EDUCATION DELAYED; TEACHERS REQUEST TRAINING

SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER

SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM

STEALS CLOCK, FACES TIME

STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE

STUD TIRES OUT

TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS

TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD

WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE
 

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